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15. "Ah yes,
divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -
Robin Williams
14. "The difference between a divorce and a
legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." -
Johnny Carson
13. "The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers." - Woody Allen
12. "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." -
Zsa Zsa Gabor
11. "To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy mansion for a while." - James Caan
10. "I'd marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead in a year." - Bette Davis
9. "She cried - and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook." - Tommy Manville
8. "I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended." - Lenny Clarke
7. "I look at divorce this way: it's better to have loved and lost, then to live with her for the rest of my life." - Steve McGrew
6. "Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce." -
Larry Gelbart
5. "Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out." - Rich Vos
4. "Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler." - Dave Mordal
3. "What happened? Satan was busy?" - Sam Kinison on finding out his wife had hired lawyer Marvin Mitchelson to represent her in her divorce case against him.
2. "I can't take his genius any more." - Rita Hayworth on why she divorced Orson Welles
1. "You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it." - Willie Nelson