Tiger Woods pays $750M in divorce settlement

And he still might have gotten a bargain.

In exchange, says the U.K. tabloid, Nordegren agrees to never speak publicly about Tiger's extramarital affairs or pen any tell-all books with titles like "In the Rough — My Life With a Serial Cheater," or "A Hole In One (Side of His Head) — How I Declawed a Cheatin' Tiger."

She can't even talk or write about him after he dies, according to the agreement.

The Sun reported Wednesday that Woods and Nordegren, following intensive negotiations and a thorough review of his mountains of financial assets, will sign divorce papers next week during a court hearing in Orlando, Fla.

The deal gives Nordegren between $750 and $833 million, the newspaper said, and full physical custody of the couple's children, 3-year-old daughter Sam and 1-year-old son Charlie. The couple will share legal custody of the children.

Woods will be able to visit the children for up to half of each week, but not if he's in the company of any women who, for example, list the "Las Vegas Kitty Club" as their permanent address. Actually, according to the Sun, he can't be in the company of any woman around the kids unless he's married or engaged to her.

"Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father," a friend of Nordegren's told the Sun. "Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."